200 WAYS TO KILL AN ELEPHANT

SHOOT HIM
TELL HIM A SAD STORY
REVEAL THE TERRIBLE SECRET
POISON HIS TREES AND LEAFS
WAIT A LONG TIME
LOOK HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EYE
YOU WILL NOT KILL HIM HE IS YOUR FRIEND
A GUN
FIGHT WITH WHALE
CRIPPLING DEPRESSION
SHORYUKEN
FIGHT WITH RHINO
BIOLOGICAL WARFARE
SURPRISE PARTY GONE WRONG
I LOVE YOU BUT I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH YOU
RAGNAROK
DISPROVE HIS EXISTENCE
TIE HIM IN ROPE
INDUCE INFECTION
SPEEDBALLING
MESATSU GOU HADOU
DRIVE-BY
ENCOURAGE HIM TO FIGHT THE STRONG ELEPHANT
RICHARDS
MIND CONTROL
HYAKURETSU HARITE
A SILLY HAT WHICH IS POISONED
UNCOMFORTABLE SHOES
TRIP OVER DESK CHAIR
STRIKE HIM WITH YOUR LIGHTNING
LASERS
FORCE CHOKE
THE ONLY WAY
DRIVING A FAST CAR IN A ACCIDENT
BIGGIE DID IT
BEAR TRAP EXCEPT BIGGER
ELEPHANT GUN
ELEPHANT TANK
ELEPHANT BOMB
ELEPHANT POISON
ELEPHANT HELICOPTER
ELEPHANT SUBMARINE
ELEPHANT ARMORED PERSONNEL CARRIER
ELEPHANT AIRCRAFT CARRIER
ELEPHANT HOMING MISSILE
ELEPHANT BUNKER BUSTER BOMB
ELEPHANT NUCLEAR ARMAMENTS
ELEPHANT SPRAY
SHINKUU HADOUKEN
DIVORCE
BANKRUPTCY
RUIN HIS HOPES AND DREAMS
CAR BOMB
DRTY SANCHEZ
SNIPERS
RAP BATTLE
AN UNFORTUNATE ACCIDENT
OVERDOSE
METH LAB EXPLOSION
HELICOPTER DECAPITATION
KARATE DECAPITATION
FIVE POINT PALM EXPLODING HEART TECHNIQUE
TIGER UPPERCUT
THE SHOCKER
CEMENT SHOES
ANSATSUKEN
TRUNK KNOT
LAUGH AT HIS DISPLEASURE
FUCK WITH WU-TANG
BOWCASTER
DIM MAK
KYUSHO-JITSU
BLOODSPORT
SMEAR THE QUEER
SORCERY
AMERICAN KENPO
DEATH BY CHOCOLATE
NAKED KILL
TIGER STYLE MOTHERFUCKER
POP ALL THREE OF HIS BALLOONS
AN ELABORATE RUBE GOLDBERG MACHINE
PLUMB FU
SHAQ FU
WAIT UNTIL HIS TIMER RUNS OUT ALSO HE HAS NO MANS LEFT
IRON DEATH
HEAT DEATH
EXPLOSION
IMPLOSION
REPLOSION
THE BEST WAY
DO A BARREL ROLL
COMMIT GRAVE SINS IN THE EYES OF GOD
SUMMON THE GREAT OLD ONES
CHUPACABRA
A REALLY HARD MATH PROBLEM
THE OBELISK
TRICK HIM
DISGUISE A PIT WITH TWIGS AND LEAVES AND PUT A DELICIOUS SANDWICH OVER THE PIT AND HE FALLS IN
THE SOCRATIC METHOD
REVEAL THE CULT OF HYPOCRISY
WROSHYR TREE OF KASHYYYK
HIP-HOP-KIDO
WOMPRAT BULLSEYE
NEUROMANCER
VOLTRON
WHEN A NIGGA STEPS OUT HIS PLACE AND GETS SLAPPED IN HIS GOD DAMNED FACE
SAMURAI PIZZA CATS
PUBLICLY ESPOUSE JIHADIST VIEWPOINTS
TAKE THE LORD'S NAME IN VAIN
THE GALACTIC LEYLINE
THE VICE
THE RACK
THE HAMMER OF BOGARDEN
NGUNI STICK FIGHT
THE DREAMS IN THE WITCH HOUSE
FIVE PETAL PLUM BLOSSOM QIGONG
STRAIGHT OUTTA SHAOLIN
WIKIPEDIA EDIT WAR
ALASKAN CRAB FISHING
MAYONNAISE CONSUMPTION (IN EXCESS)
SYPHILIS
BFG
PROTON TORPEDOES
ANGRY WOOKIEE
ENEMY AIRCRAFT SPOTTED
THE DIXIE FLATLINE
BRO RAPE
SHINDAI
THE MEXICAN KNIFE
CQC
KAMEHAMEHA
A TERRIBLE RASH
MENTHOL CIGARETTES
SEE MY VEST
METAL MACHINE MUSIC
CANCER
IRONCLAD
CATAPULTS
GRADUAL EXTINCTION
ONE TOO MANY NATTY LIGHTS
NUTZINDABUTT
VOODOO
MONGOL INVASION
MAKE HIM RUN REAL FAST THEN COVER HIS EYES THEN HE RUNS INTO A WALL
BDSM
EXTENDED GUITAR SOLO
ALCOHOLISM
THAT GHOSTBUSTERS CARTOON WITH THE CRIPPLE AND THE MEXICAN
CLAYFIGHTER 63 1/3
CHOPSTICK UPRIGHT IN RICE
RACHEL RAY'S TASTY TITTIES
IRON CHEF USA
JIMMY NEUTRON
INGROWN TOENAIL
MY DIABETUS
SOME FASHION OF PNEUMATIC LIFT
TRASH COMPACTER
ATRAC3 COMPRESSION
A BUTT
DR. CLAW WILL GET YOU, NEXT TIME
NOT ACTUALLY A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO SAVE THE PRESIDENT
MAGOO WITHOUT TIMBALAND
RUN THAT SHIT
HOMEOPATHIC MEDICINE
RUSSIAN MYCOTOXIN
DONGS
A VOLCANO
MARMADUKE
COMBINING TWO INSULTS INTO A SINGLE WORD TO CREATE A SUPER INSULT E.G. ASSCLOWN
BREAKING THE TERMS OF SERVICE
CAREFULLY ARRAYED STICKS AND DIRT
POORLY INTERPRETED HOROSCOPE
TAKE THAT JOKE A LITTLE TOO FAR
SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASE
THE LABYRINTH
ARKHAM
RACE RIOT
THREE-6 MAFIA
RICK SANTORUM'S FATASS SON
WITCHES' BREW
MAY YOU LEAD AN INTERESTING LIFE
FUTURE WAR
FERGATROCIOUS
NEXUS 6
CHOKE ON DICK
MESSIN WITH TEXAS
DEAD HONKY
GARFIELD FEVER-DREAM METAVERSE
META
ROSIE O'DYKELL
YOU DON WANT FUCK WIT ME CAUSE MY NAME IS OL DIRTY
KILL SNITCHES
ZOOP FOR SUPER NINTENDO
PUSSY GOTCHA HOOKED
BEACH BUMS SHIRT WITH EXPOSED DOG ANUSES
A BRICK
CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG
THAT EPISODE OF FRESH PRINCE WHERE WILL SMITH'S FATHER LEAVES HIM
GUSTAVO
JERRY ORBACH'S FAT DEAD COCK